The Rogue Nation of Gran Torche de Saint-Michel is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.169 billion Gran Torche de Saint-Michelians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The strong Gran Torche de Saint-Michelian economy, worth 759 trillion NS Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 62,378 NS Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Gran Torche de Saint-Michel's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gran Torche de Saint-Michel is ranked 194,401^st in the world and 114^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.19 law-abiding acts per hour.