The Moosh Mooshian Colony of Gralica is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mepe Clempson Jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.537 billion Gralicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paklinaton. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The strong Gralican economy, worth 569 trillion Gralican Marnoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,321 Gralican Marnoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, Gralica has designated Paklinaton as its capital city, Mepe Clempson Jr has just been declared ruler of Gralica in an international press conference, and Eism has been named as Gralica's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gralica's national animal is the Gralican Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eism.

Gralica is ranked 263,939^th in the world and 9^th in Andromedia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 38.75 on the Kitten Softness Rating.