The Caffeine-Consuming Crew of Graffiti Cleanup Machine XVI is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Her eepyness with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.997 billion Graffiti Cleaners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.

The powerhouse Graffiti Cleaning economy, worth 131 trillion Libertias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,827 Libertias, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graffiti Cleanup Machine XVI's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Buttonmashingism.

Graffiti Cleanup Machine XVI is ranked 52,243^rd in the world and 453^rd in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 17.36 average smiles per day.