The Caffeine-Consuming Crew of Graffiti Cleanup Machine L is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her eepyness with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.955 billion Graffiti Cleaners are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endor City. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Graffiti Cleaning economy, worth 131 trillion Libertias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,353 Libertias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Graffiti Cleanup Machine L's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Graffiti Cleanup Machine L is ranked 126,485^th in the world and 1,930^th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,598.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.