The State of Governor Protector is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.381 billion Governor Protectorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Governor Protectorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,105 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,933 per year while the poor average 3,140, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Governor Protector's national animal is the deer.

Governor Protector is ranked 23,345^th in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Great Britain and Eire for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,152.96 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.