Most Secular: 1,360thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,812thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,776th
The Troisième République of
Autocratic Socialists
Sans le peuple, il n'y a pas de pays.
Adélaïde Duprés-Lachance
Influence
Eminence Grise
Successor
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Gothterre

Population1.918 billion

CapitalYvelieux
LeaderAdélaïde Duprés-Lachance

Currencyfranc
Animalraven

The Troisième République of Gothterre is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adélaïde Duprés-Lachance with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.918 billion Goths are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yvelieux. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Goth economy, worth 291 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 152,059 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Gothterre, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gothterre's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Gothterre is ranked 25,195th in the world and 3rd in Ieshus for Highest Average Incomes, with 152,059.97 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 1,360thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,812thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,776thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,844thSafest: 3,956thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,981stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,317thNicest Citizens: 4,697thMost Accessible: 4,769thMost Inclusive: 5,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,323rdLargest Governments: 5,600thMost Developed: 6,366thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,554thMost Pacifist: 6,996thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,134thHighest Food Quality: 7,311thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,346thMost Income Equality: 8,251stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,982ndSmartest Citizens: 9,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,517thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,925thMost Cultured: 10,417thNudest: 10,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,842ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,350thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,059thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18,625thMost Patriotic: 20,033rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,037thHealthiest Citizens: 22,380thMost Efficient Economies: 25,139thHighest Average Incomes: 25,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,283rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 32,218th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the region
Has WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: None.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Gothterre.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Adélaïde Duprés-Lachance to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothterre, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Goth Embarrassments.

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