The VITRIFIED of Gothic Legion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 1.151 billion no ones are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nothing. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming No one economy, worth 130 trillion Condemneds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 113,194 Condemneds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gothic Legion's national animal is the Doesnt exist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gothic Legion is ranked 13,959^th in the world and 1^st in The Ridgeworth Bay Docklands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,323.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.