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The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The powerhouse Got to Write a Letterian economy, worth 462 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,486 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

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