The Commonwealth of Gorza is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Taavi Budaj with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 1.298 billion Gorzans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drezgola. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Gorzan economy, worth 43.5 trillion Dukats a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,524 Dukats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, baiting is a national sport, all you have to do is pray to get into Gorza, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime is almost non-existent. Gorza's national animal is the Saltwater Bass.

Gorza is ranked 96,203^rd in the world and 1^st in Scoria for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.45 percentage of bribes refused.