The Jingoistic States of Gorilla Suit is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 243 million Gorilla Suitii enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient big black and hairy economy, worth 23.8 trillion bananas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,145 bananas, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, bug burgers are extra crunchy, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gorilla Suit's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gorilla Suit is ranked 295,405^th in the world and 2^nd in The Worst Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.59 average smiles per day.