The State of Gorffwysfa House is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.418 billion Gorffwysfa Houseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong Gorffwysfa Housean economy, worth 845 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 58,609 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,740 per year while the poor average 3,674, a ratio of 102 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, and Gorffwysfa House has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gorffwysfa House's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gorffwysfa House is ranked 59,052^nd in the world and 108^th in 0000 for Most Primitive, scoring 47.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.