The Gorarian puppet of Gorarian Unieae is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Loren Ramball with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 6.62 billion Gorariaballs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forentriaball. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Gorarian economy, worth 376 trillion Garian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,912 Garian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the government baselessly accuses foreign dignitaries of being assassins, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorarian Unieae's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianityball.

Gorarian Unieae is ranked 82,551^st in the world and 53^rd in Morpheus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.17 law-abiding acts per hour.