The People's Republic of China of Gooutofhere is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Zhao Ying Zheng with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.435 billion Chinese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gooutofherean economy, worth an astonishing 18,211 trillion Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 745,299 Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only those who apply can study applied maths, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), and Beijing University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gooutofhere's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheist.

Gooutofhere is ranked 293^rd in the world and 1^st in New World Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 16,340.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.