The Culture of Gooutofhere is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Empress of Gooutofhere with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.161 billion Gooutofhereans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gooutofherean economy, worth an astonishing 12,001 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 742,630 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Eagle Owldogs' dominate wildlife preserves, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gooutofhere's national animal is the Eagle Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Prythia.

Gooutofhere is ranked 95,972^nd in the world and 4^th in The Writing Alcove for Most Influential, scoring 277 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.