The Corporation of Goons In Suits is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scarface with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.753 billion Goons In Suitsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goons In Suitsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion collars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 105,940 collars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goons In Suits's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Druk.

Goons In Suits is ranked 18,572^nd in the world and 4^th in New Jersey for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,233.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.