Most Pacifist: 17,257thSafest: 21,710thNicest Citizens: 25,224th
The Class of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Google
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Google Classroom

Population1.997 billion

CapitalA Math Classroom
LeaderTeachers
FaithPassism

CurrencyMathBucks
AnimalClassrooms

The Class of Google Classroom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Teachers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.997 billion Google Classroom Users are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Math Classroom. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Google Classroomian economy, worth 159 trillion MathBucks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,946 MathBucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush, and tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Google Classroom's national animal is the Classrooms, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Passism.

Google Classroom is ranked 50,927th in the world and 7th in Fish Storage for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,948 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Pacifist: 17,257thSafest: 21,710thNicest Citizens: 25,224thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,421stMost Authoritarian: 28,277th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Accessible: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
  • : Google Classroom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
  • : Following new legislation in Google Classroom, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.

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