
| Population | 1.997 billion |
| Capital | A Math Classroom |
| Leader | Teachers |
| Faith | Passism |
| Currency | MathBucks |
| Animal | Classrooms |
The Class of Google Classroom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Teachers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.997 billion Google Classroom Users are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Math Classroom. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Google Classroomian economy, worth 159 trillion MathBucks a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,946 MathBucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush, and tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Google Classroom's national animal is the Classrooms, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Passism.
Google Classroom is ranked 50,927th in the world and 7th in Fish Storage for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,948 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Google Classroom, tourists soak their luggage in boiling water before unpacking.
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Google Classroom, illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush.
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Google Classroom, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
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Google Classroom, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
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Google Classroom, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
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Google Classroom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Google Classroom, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
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Google Classroom, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
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Google Classroom, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees.
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Google Classroom, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.































