The TBH Commander Puppet of Goodieville is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 38.969 billion Goodievilleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Goodievillean economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion smiles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 67,007 smiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Goodieville's national religion, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, a study has shown that many parents are too embarrassed to teach their children sex education, and airport security is provided by private companies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodieville's national animal is the fluffy bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Goodieville is ranked 172,426^th in the world and 1^st in 3 Mile Island for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.