The The Good Phil of Goodest of Phils is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 1.028 billion Good Phils enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philippines. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Goodest of Philsian economy, worth 65.5 trillion Phils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,752 Phils, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and adding salt and pepper to food is enough to raise suspicion of treason. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Goodest of Phils's national animal is the Gubble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Goodest of Phils is ranked 157,505^th in the world and 2,025^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.13 percentage of bribes refused.