The Queendom of Goodbye Stranger is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.596 billion Goodbye Strangerians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The very strong Goodbye Strangerian economy, worth 157 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,753 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,407 per year while the poor average 914, a ratio of 407 to 1.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Goodbye Stranger's national animal is the swan.

Goodbye Stranger is ranked 31,807^th in the world and 4^th in Town of Salem for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,482.29 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.