The Commonwealth of Good Dog is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 27.637 billion Good Dogians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Healthcare and Defense are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The Good Dogian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,233 Lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, extreme political groups are outlawed, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Good Dog's national animal is the Very Good Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Good Dog is ranked 307,885^th in the world and 1^st in World Assembly Army for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 6.54 Effective Tax Rate.