Population | 25.482 billion |
Capital | San Francisco |
Leader | Gaspar de Portolà |
Currency | Marin |
Animal | golden trout |
The Suspension Bridge of Golden Gate is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gaspar de Portolà with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.482 billion San Franciscans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient San Franciscan economy, worth a remarkable 3,233 trillion Marins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,892 Marins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown. Golden Gate's national animal is the golden trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Golden Gate is ranked 284,528th in the world and 33rd in Seinfeld for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.76 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Golden Gate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Golden Gate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Gate, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Gate, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Gate, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Gate, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Gate, a flying elephant and Gaspar de Portolà share the same nickname.
- : Golden Gate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Gate, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Gate, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.