Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,503rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,179th
The Most Serene Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Congratulations! Your joy causes me debilitating pain
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Medjimurje

Population424 million

CapitalThe Grand Port of Prelog

Currencymedjimurian kuna
Animalpotato of Belica

The Most Serene Republic of Medjimurje is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 424 million Medjimurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Port of Prelog. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The all-consuming Medjimurjean economy, worth 40.3 trillion medjimurian kunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,114 medjimurian kunas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,970 per year while the poor average 21,557, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Heavily subsidised Medjimurjean baskets litter the streets of the South Pacific, the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medjimurje's national animal is the potato of Belica, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Medjimurje is ranked 266,371st in the world and 4,847th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,503rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,721stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,179thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,655thMost Influential: 16,877thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,261stHighest Disposable Incomes: 22,501stMost Secular: 25,297th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 69th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 349th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 475th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 484th in the regionNudest: 506th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 512th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Medjimurje was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
  • : Medjimurje was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, heavily subsidised Medjimurjean baskets litter the streets of the South Pacific.
  • : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, handsome young men are forced into uniforms by their dominant elders.
  • : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Medjimurje was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Medjimurje, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.

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