The Matriarchy of Goddess Danu is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Danu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.269 billion Goddess Danuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eire. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Goddess Danuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion Anus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 160,938 Anus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddess Danu's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Polytheism.

Goddess Danu is ranked 2,546^th in the world and 1^st in The Goddesses for Highest Food Quality, scoring 260.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.