The Goddam Goddam Goddam Goddam of Goddam is a titanic, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.941 billion Goddamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.9%.

The powerhouse Goddamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,849 trillion metals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,304 metals, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines, some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddam's national animal is the teddy bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goddam is ranked 78,019^th in the world and 4^th in Bounvandar for Highest Average Incomes, with 88,304.19 Standard Monetary Units.