Most Devout: 21stMost Ignorant Citizens: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th
The Theocracy of
Corporate Police State
God protects the righteous
Brian Copeland
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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God Fearing Devoted

Population19.648 billion

CapitalBethselem
LeaderBrian Copeland
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyCoin
AnimalSnake

The Theocracy of God Fearing Devoted is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Brian Copeland with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.648 billion God Fearing Devotedians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethselem. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient God Fearing Devotedian economy, worth a remarkable 9,184 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 467,435 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,443,991 per year while the poor average 19,224, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Achieving blood purity involves a surprising amount of bloodshed, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. God Fearing Devoted's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

God Fearing Devoted is ranked 209th in the world and 1st in Federation Of Sovereign States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 18,696.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Devout: 21stMost Ignorant Citizens: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26thFattest Citizens: 27thMost Avoided: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 56thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76thLargest Retail Industry: 89thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 154thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194thLargest Insurance Industry: 209thMost Armed: 356thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 460thRudest Citizens: 471stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 523rdMost Patriotic: 590thMost Primitive: 656thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 747thHighest Average Incomes: 829thMost Efficient Economies: 905thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,186thHighest Economic Output: 1,383rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,639thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,684thLargest Governments: 1,950thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,038thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,457thLowest Crime Rates: 4,924thMost Conservative: 5,155thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,783rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,064thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,073rdTop
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Largest Populations: 19,891stLargest Black Market: 19,978th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, achieving blood purity involves a surprising amount of bloodshed.
  • : God Fearing Devoted was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, citizens can freely debate whether Brian Copeland is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in God Fearing Devoted, every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response.

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