| Population | 19.648 billion |
| Capital | Bethselem |
| Leader | Brian Copeland |
| Faith | Lutheranism |
| Currency | Coin |
| Animal | Snake |
The Theocracy of God Fearing Devoted is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Brian Copeland with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.648 billion God Fearing Devotedians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bethselem. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient God Fearing Devotedian economy, worth a remarkable 9,184 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 467,435 Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,443,991 per year while the poor average 19,224, a ratio of 179 to 1.
Achieving blood purity involves a surprising amount of bloodshed, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. God Fearing Devoted's national animal is the Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutheranism.
God Fearing Devoted is ranked 209th in the world and 1st in Federation Of Sovereign States for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 18,696.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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God Fearing Devoted, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
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God Fearing Devoted, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away.
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God Fearing Devoted, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
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God Fearing Devoted, achieving blood purity involves a surprising amount of bloodshed.
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God Fearing Devoted was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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God Fearing Devoted, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
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God Fearing Devoted, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
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God Fearing Devoted, citizens can freely debate whether Brian Copeland is a great leader or the greatest leader.
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God Fearing Devoted, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
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God Fearing Devoted, every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response.









































































