The United Kingdom of Gobshite is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by malevelon with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 3.722 billion Gobshiteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Not a missile silo. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gobshitean economy, worth 674 trillion Gobblers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,159 Gobblers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treason is relative, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gobshite's national animal is the Cottingshite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NO.

Gobshite is ranked 190,823^rd in the world and 1^st in Territhsolien for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.