The Empire of Goblin 222 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.685 billion Goblin 222ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Goblin 222ian economy, worth 476 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 49,211 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 317,174 per year while the poor average 3,084, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Goblin 222's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Goblin 222 is ranked 1,593^rd in the world and 1^st in Cave for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,904.81 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.