Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,794thLargest Black Market: 7,920thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,701st
The Trance of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Goa

Population19.743 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Trance of Goa is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.743 billion Goans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Goan economy, worth a remarkable 2,707 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,131 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,358 per year while the poor average 32,368, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, it turns out that trees grow on Golds, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goa's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goa is ranked 318,697th in the world and 2nd in Trance for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,794thLargest Black Market: 7,920thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,701stHighest Economic Output: 11,062ndMost Secular: 11,814thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,567thMost Patriotic: 16,279thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 17,114thMost Developed: 18,342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,699thLargest Populations: 19,897thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,456thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,345thHealthiest Citizens: 25,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 25,328thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,665thHighest Food Quality: 26,350thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,391stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31,046thMost Authoritarian: 31,642ndMost Accessible: 32,059thHighest Average Incomes: 32,220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32,688th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, it turns out that trees grow on Golds.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, not all rivers run to the sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the GIA watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Goa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, kindhearted Goans generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries.

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