Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,201stLargest Black Market: 7,956thHighest Economic Output: 10,960th
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Goa

Population19.912 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Trance of Goa is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.912 billion Goans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Goan economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,673 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,898 per year while the poor average 32,349, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages, and the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goa's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goa is ranked 32,119th in the world and 1st in Trance for Highest Average Incomes, with 138,673.12 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,201stLargest Black Market: 7,956thHighest Economic Output: 10,960thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,028thMost Secular: 11,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,149thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,383rdMost Patriotic: 17,513thMost Developed: 18,999thLargest Populations: 19,861stHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,488thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,934thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,148thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,092ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,178thHighest Food Quality: 27,049thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,244thMost Authoritarian: 27,308thMost Accessible: 30,204thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31,307th

National Happenings

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  • : Goa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Goa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the governments pockets have been emptied filling useless garages.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Goa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Goa, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.

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