Population | 25.083 billion |
Capital | Port Kejm |
Leader | Tangeus Oxwald |
Faith | Amor Fati |
Currency | Leaf |
Animal | mallard |
The Prosaic Union of Gnejs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tangeus Oxwald with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.083 billion Gnejsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Kejm. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Gnejsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,864 trillion Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,955 Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, Gnejs has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Gnejs's national animal is the mallard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amor Fati.
Gnejs is ranked 289,696th in the world and 97th in Rushmore for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.31 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gnejs was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most Developed, and Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Gnejs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, Gnejs has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Gnejs, "Tangeus Oxwald got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.