The Constitutional Republic of Glurbina is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aradus Borden VI with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.499 billion Glurbs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Premestrova. The average income tax rate is 86.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurbic economy, worth 631 trillion Glurbic Lubats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,493 Glurbic Lubats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, war vets look after war animals, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Glurbina's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Glurbina is ranked 15,199^th in the world and 1^st in ScuffiaProjectia for Highest Average Incomes, with 180,493.21 Standard Monetary Units.