The New Cruor Federation of Glossia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 23.006 billion Glossians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Spirituality, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamisier. The average income tax rate is 14.4%.

The thriving Glossian economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 51,724 Halicarnassuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, Max Barry finally has time for writing books after NationStates was recently outlawed, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Glossia's national animal is the White Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Cruor.

Glossia is ranked 179,438^th in the world and 56^th in City of Yharnam for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.47 law-abiding acts per hour.