The Colony of GLOBALAXIS33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.336 billion GLOBALAXIS33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient GLOBALAXIS33ian economy, worth 562 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,206 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GLOBALAXIS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

GLOBALAXIS33 is ranked 125,938^th in the world and 1^st in Global Axis for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 130.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.