The Dictatorship of Glitchikhstan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mira the bug with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.305 billion Glitchikhstanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Glitch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.7%.

The thriving Glitchikhstanian economy, worth 146 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,889 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glitchikhstan's national animal is the bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bugism.

Glitchikhstan is ranked 306,334^th in the world and 4^th in Linux for Nicest Citizens, with 0.32 average smiles per day.