The Confederacy of Gleotic is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.545 billion Gleoticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The very strong Gleotician economy, worth 92.6 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,949 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, modern readers say a story is worthless without hyperlinked footnotes and editable wiki format, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Gleotic City Times is sold out, and recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gleotic's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gleotic is ranked 222,237^th in the world and 10^th in Banfield for Largest Populations, with 1.54 billion capita.