The Republic of Glass Keepsake is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.222 billion Glass Keepsakeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Glass Keepsakean economy, worth 123 trillion gold coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 55,615 gold coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,346 per year while the poor average 12,036, a ratio of 15.7 to 1.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Glass Keepsake's national animal is the black cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Glass Keepsake is ranked 315,725^th in the world and 598^th in Prison for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 111.66 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.