The Republic of GLASS IDOLS is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 425 million GLASS IDOLSians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The very strong GLASS IDOLSian economy, worth 19.8 trillion shards a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,611 shards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,843 per year while the poor average 5,963, a ratio of 36.5 to 1.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. GLASS IDOLS's national animal is the glass shark.

GLASS IDOLS is ranked 266,945^th in the world and 4^th in Badhistory for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.99 law-abiding acts per hour.