Most Valuable International Artwork: 707thMost Pacifist: 6,280thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,883rd
The Federated Giraffe State of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Praise to all giraffes
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Population1.677 billion

CapitalGiraffeton City
LeaderProfessional Giraffe


The Federated Giraffe State of Giraffeton is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Professional Giraffe with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.677 billion Giraffetonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giraffeton City. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giraffetonian economy, worth 161 trillion Giraffereums a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,244 Giraffereums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, life is short but human kindness is endless, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Giraffeton's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Giraffeton is ranked 206,687th in the world and 28th in The Giraffe Federation for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 707thTop
Most Pacifist: 6,280thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,883rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,759thMost Secular: 12,966thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,133rdMost Inclusive: 14,966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,084thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,381stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,697thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,828thMost Developed: 21,850thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,005thHighest Food Quality: 22,207thSmartest Citizens: 22,412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,000th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Wolfenstein I.