The Dominion of GiovanniCards is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.98 billion Card Farmers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 2,570 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,620 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The fastest way to the afterlife is to bet on it, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and soldiers who fall asleep on watch wake up with faces covered in marker scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GiovanniCards's national animal is the Farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

GiovanniCards is ranked 168,893^rd in the world and 891^st in Giovanniland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,608.54 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.