The Massive Moon of Gio Farm 47 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, disturbing lack of elderly people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.051 billion Gio Farm 47ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 47ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,371 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 47's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 47 is ranked 275,283^rd in the world and 449^th in Giovanniland for Safest, scoring 7.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.