The Federal Republic of Gin Tonic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Michele with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.838 billion Gin Tonicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremona. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gin Tonician economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Gin-Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,569 Gin-Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, what goes down must come up, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gin Tonic's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gintonism.

Gin Tonic is ranked 3,478^th in the world and 6^th in Chicken overlords for Safest, scoring 137.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.