Highest Poor Incomes: 2,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,715thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,804th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Vires, Progressus et Unitatem.
Influence
Hermit
Autoritą
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gimel

Population6.899 billion

CapitalCittą d'Impera
LeaderPresident Gabriele

CurrencyDaleth
AnimalGimelian Eagle

The People's Republic of Gimel is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by President Gabriele with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.899 billion Gimelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cittą d'Impera. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gimel economy, worth a remarkable 1,620 trillion Daleths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 234,926 Daleths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gimel's national animal is the Gimelian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gimel is ranked 18,451st in the world and 1st in Gimelian Union for Most Cultured, scoring 90 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,719thTop
5%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 4,715thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,804thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,054thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,457thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,910thMost Secular: 5,914thMost Developed: 7,071stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,214thHighest Average Incomes: 7,569thSmartest Citizens: 8,241stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,242ndLargest Black Market: 8,672ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,679thLowest Crime Rates: 9,625thLargest Retail Industry: 9,750thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,730thMost Patriotic: 10,829thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,852ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,476thLargest Mining Sector: 12,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,008thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,215thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,320thMost Cultured: 18,451stLargest Governments: 19,448thMost Authoritarian: 20,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,711thHighest Economic Output: 21,428thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,944thMost Efficient Economies: 24,319thMost Income Equality: 24,451stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,120th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air.
  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, contrails and thunderous rumbles have returned to the skies above.
  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Gimel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Gimel, every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity.

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