The City of Gilroy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Roland Velasco with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.962 billion Gilroyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gilroy. The average income tax rate is 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Gilroyian economy, worth 934 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,263 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Gilroyians, and people choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gilroy's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Garlic.

Gilroy is ranked 159,567^th in the world and 1^st in Santa Clara County for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 480.98 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.