| Population | 18.844 billion |
| Capital | Catopia |
| Leader | Giantest Cat Throw Pillow |
| Faith | Throw Pillian |
| Currency | Mini Cat Throw Pillow |
| Animal | Cat |
The Federal Republic of Giant Cat Throw Pillows is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Giantest Cat Throw Pillow with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.844 billion Giant Cat Throw Pillowsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Giant Cat Throw Pillowsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Mini Cat Throw Pillows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,882 Mini Cat Throw Pillows, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government has enacted freedom of information, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor, and genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giant Cat Throw Pillows's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Throw Pillian.
Giant Cat Throw Pillows is ranked 214,512th in the world and 3rd in Yarnia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, t-bagging dead Bigtopians merits a medal of honor.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Giant Cat Throw Pillows was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, the dictionary is a common first book for children.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy.
- : Following new legislation in Giant Cat Throw Pillows, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Giant Cat Throw Pillowsian bee.