The 1984 of Gerowellia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by McGeorgie Orwellie with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.551 billion Gerowellians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerowellia City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gerowellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,168 trillion 1984s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 390,673 1984s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gerowellia's national animal is the Prole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orwellianism.

Gerowellia is ranked 313,246^th in the world and 1^st in big for Nicest Citizens, with 0.09 average smiles per day.