The Theutonici and Crownlands of Germanyia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Hermann von Salza with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.518 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt am Main. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 721 trillion Reichsthalers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 110,669 Reichsthalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most pop videos prominently feature the German flag, The Frankfurt am Main State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and legend has it Hermann von Salza's shower singing echoes through the halls of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germanyia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Germanyia is ranked 40,574^th in the world and 9^th in Deutschland for Smartest Citizens, with 48.64 quips per hour.