The Dictatorship of German National Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Wilhelmgaus with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.712 billion Germans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.3%.

The frighteningly efficient German National Republician economy, worth 622 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,138 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German National Republic's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is National Patriotism.

German National Republic is ranked 57,978^th in the world and 4^th in United Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 49,743.53 Standard Monetary Units.