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The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Mercy economy, worth 224 trillion Healing Liquids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,407 Healing Liquids, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Germaine Athena Mercy Sylvi Rx Ziegler is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germaine Athena Mercy Sylvi Rx Ziegler's national animal is the Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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