The Federal Republic of Gerardjestopia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 939 million citizens of Gerardjestopia have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mondgeur. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gerardjestopian economy, worth 54.9 trillion Cedar Euros a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,486 Cedar Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, the letters L, G, and B must never be grouped together, structures are raised on promises, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gerardjestopia's national animal is the Human.

Gerardjestopia is ranked 48,213^th in the world and 13^th in The Sacred Elite for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,228.88 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.