The Jingoistic States of Geranium is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 250 million Geraniumians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Geraniumian economy, worth 9.86 trillion Gerads a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 39,423 Gerads, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,856 per year while the poor average 2,785, a ratio of 87.2 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Geranium's national animal is the Deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Geranium is ranked 117,252^nd in the world and 11^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 4,487.21 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.