The Mud and Dirt of Geode Junimos is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 7.643 billion Geode Junimosians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The powerhouse Geode Junimosian economy, worth 773 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,162 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geode Junimos's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Geode Junimos is ranked 63,363^rd in the world and 1^st in cool people of cool for Highest Average Incomes, with 101,162.8 Standard Monetary Units.