The White-bellied n' fishy hover of Genus Salmonea is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Immense Troutiveness Gilès Ohrid with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.031 billion Piscitarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caltrutta. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Genus Salmonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion fincoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,768 fincoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, midwives must be skilled with the blade, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, and His Immense Troutiveness Gilès Ohrid's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Genus Salmonea's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Worship of the Old Trout Gods.

Genus Salmonea is ranked 11,477^th in the world and 1^st in Aci Trezza for Highest Average Incomes, with 197,768.04 Standard Monetary Units.